Day 294 ... Dead loss at Holdempoker ...

Wordsicle Watch As sure as Sir Alan Sugar has a hole in his ass I will continue to get wound up by wordsicles - those pointless meaningless words and phases of jargonese that idiots use to sound intelligent or make something totally straightward sound unbelievably complicated and inspired.

Interpersonal Skills - hmm ... that would be instead of inter planetary skills then ?

Actionable - instead of ... I / we / you can do it

Take it to the next level ... To the 3rd floor / the roof garden ? What's wrong with "We're crap do better" ?

Heidi LaFleche know's where we're at in her recent article she translated -

"Let's take this offline and drill down to the core value-added proposition. This customer needs a turnkey solution to improve its ROI. We're talking about sea-level change. Ping me later, OK? We'll do a brain dump."

into this -

"Let's get together to talk about what we can do to boost our customer's sales. Call me later, OK?"

Check out Heidi LaFleche Full Article.

• 4kingpoker Losses Update

HoldemPoker ... $162.88

$10+1 SnG full ... 7th ... - $11.00
$10+1 SnG full ... 6th ... - $11.00
$5+0.50 SnG full ... 5th ... - $ 5.50
$5+0.50 SnG full ... 4th ... - $ 5.50
$5+0.50 SnG full ... 4th ... - $ 5.50
$5+0.50 SnG full ... 9rd ... - $ 5.50
$5+0.50 SnG full ... 4th ... - $ 5.50

Poker Heaven ... $162.88 ... - $ 49.50 ... total $ 113.38 (+ $69.38)

Well having completely lost the plot yesterday I now seem to have lost the will to play today. My AJ loses to 67off, AA get crushed left and right with junk. Everytime I went in with a good % winning hand I hit a suck out.

This week Matthew I will be "unlucky Alf"

Something tells me tomorrow is going to be similar too, hmm or maybe a return to the mad side - either way I'm not feeling hopeful about my bankroll.

• 4kingpoker stuff

4kingpoker Noble Ticket Tournaments ... We have added 3 new tournament played at Noble Poker starting this Saturday 13th. The first is a $2+0.20 buy-in and the winner will get a ticket to Noble 10K Guaranteed Tournament worth $33 and a shot at $10,000 prize fund. The following Saturday we have a $5+0.50 buy-in tournie to win a ticket for the Noble 25K Guaranteed Tournament and then on Saturday 27th May a $10+1 buy-in to win a ticket for the 100K guaranteed tournament ... This is going to give 3 members of the forum a shot at some life-changing winnings.

4kingpoker Titan Series II ... The next game in the series is this Sunday 14th May and is a $3+0.30 buy-in with $50 added. The series is over 5 tournies + a final. Again it will be a mix of $50 freerolls & $3+0.30 buy-ins with $50 added and the top 25 players on the leaderboard will be invited to play in the final ($3+0.30 buy-in with $50 added) and the overall winner will receive an added prize for 1st place - $50 Amazon voucher or similar. (passwords will be in the forum)

4kingpoker Tour ... This month we will be at WPTonline for a $50 freeroll at the end of May. Registration is via PM latest 26hrs before tournie start.

NB. From 1st May you will need at least 5 posts in the forum in order to unlock the passwords section of the forum. It updates every 24hrs so miss out on the tournies because you haven't made enough posts and allowed 24hrs for it to update.


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